Sixteen "Facts"

Forgive me, for I have a music review draft saved here on blogger, but my brain is too gwushy to finish it off, as I had come down unexpectedly with a bout of rather intense food posioning.
Anyway, in an effort to divert my thoughts from the current unpleasant sensations, I found and completed this ickle 'tag blog' of sorts in which one is supposed to include sixteen random facts, musings, goals and other things of this nature in the list.
Some I have included are new, and others you may know if you are a devoted blog-reader/factoid whore.

1. I dislike the shape of mushrooms...they inspire hatred in my soul.

2. I make sound effects.

3. When all else fails, I break into accents of an assorted nature...it always works.

4. I enjoy being groped at gigs. It's all part of the experience!

5. I can swallow pills without water, and I trained myself to do so just in case I might be stranded on an island someplace.

6. The word 'log' makes me laugh.

7. I make it an effort to get people to say the word 'log' as many times as possible throughout the course of a day. Well, log or any other word I might feel like at the time.

8. I used to think that a piece of electrical machinery that resembled a large lollipop was the city's first defense for a possible giant attack, because as we know, giants love lollies.

9. Blokes in good bands are devilishly attractive. Yum yum.

10. I still think of the book titled "If I Had An Orange For A Bellybutton" to this day.

11. If it's one thing I have learned about sunglasses that are completely opaque, it's that people will do ANYTHING in front of you if they think you are sleeping.

12. I love professional wrestling. More people should watch it.

13. I find that most people criticise everything I do, regardless of the fact that it's not their business to begin with. It grates on my nerves.

14. I once almost choked on an oatmeal cream pie in a closet.

15. I used to know all the lyrics to the Phantom of the Opera when I was five.

16. I wish I had a watermelon.

If you so desire, you may repost with answers of your own!
:)
x