Quoteable Quotes

I have been wanting to post a few more QQ's on here, but wasn't arsed to do so until now.
There are only a few at mo, but I fort they were ace.
:D

"An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds.
A pessimist fears this is true."

"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries."

"There are lies, damn lies, and statistics."

Schopenhaven's Law of Entropy:
"If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage.
If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage."

"Posessions increase to fill the space available for their storage."

Non-Reciprocal Law of Expectation:
"Negative expectations yield negative results.
Positive expectations yield negative results."

"A drug is that substance, which when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report."