Vote?

I wonder why no one votes on my poll.
People come and people go, but if they just took a second out their day to speed-scroll to the bottom of this page, they would find my uber-fabbity poll.
And if each person would vote accordingly, I would continue to gather conclusive evidence about the effect of facial hair on today's world.

But with no participation, I am able to gather no results.
Please vote!
There have only been three votes I'm afraid.
I am unable to generate a full report.
:P